Hunter's House
of Hammers
by Empress
Title: Open For Business
Author: Empress
Email: Empress@thewaysideinn.net
Category: #1 in what's turned into a series, of Hunter's House of Hammers.
Rating: PG-13 for implied violence.
Characters: No character from WWE is safe. So you never know who's gonna show up.
Content: Pure ludicrous humorous fantasy.
Summary: Just like the Title says.
Feedback: Always.
Disclaimer: The credit for naming Hunter's House of Hammers goes to Karen. The idea behind it is entirely my own creation. But as usual, they characters belong to Vince and WWE respectively. I'm sure if he knew what I was doing with them he'd pop a vein and tell me to stop. So nobody tell him. Okay? I realize that I'm using these characters without permission. I’m NOT using them for profit. I swear; no money is being made. I was making money off of it, you can be guaran-damn-teed that I'd be a lot more less willing to play as nicely with others as I do. And for those of you who know me, you know what a big belly-laugh that was.
Distribution: Empress' Private Library and The Wayside Inn All others ask first.
The phone rings, and Nan grabs at it distractedly.
"Hellewww. Hunter's House of Hammers. Have attitude? We'll adjust it! This is Nan speaking. How may I help you? Oh, heyla Nic! Yeah, sure. Wait. Lemme check his schedule. Mmmmm...yeah. He's available from 1 to 3 today. You need him for a light or heavy duty job? Oh, wow. Rene really must have screwed up. Okay...Nah. Don't worry about it. This one's on the house. Hang on a sec, Nic...lemme give him his orders."
Nan half-covers the phone with her hand, but not enough for Nic to keep from hearing her as she yells across the office. "Hey! Man Beast!"
"Yo!"
"Got a job for ya!"
"What's my target?"
"Nic & Rene's place. Just ask Nic. She'll tell you what needs an attitude adjustment! And take the 20 pound sledge!"
"I'm on it boss!"
Nan goes back to the
telephone. "Nic, he'll be over shortly. And thank you for choosing
Hunter's House of Hammers for all of your attitude adjustment needs.
Call again!"
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