Please note that all of the contents listed
on this webpage are fictional.
It is in no way meant to be taken seriously. It's satire at it's
semi-best, people.
Lighten up and learn to take a joke.
Welcome to
Hunter's House of Hammers!
Our stock ranges from thumbtacks, rope, chains, barbed wire, two-by-fours, even to the heavier supply of hammers, sledges, and most recently - chainsaws. Also, we now offer a wide and varied assortment of explosives - available only to our more regular clients.
But the list doesn't stop there. HHoH branched out again in December of 2004. Our facilities now include:
- Private over-night rooms available for nightly or weekly rentals - extra large beds for our more giant sized patrons.
- The Game Room, which is available to be rented out for parties, and special occasions.
- The Inferno - A night club including a full wet bar and karaoke, when desired.
- A spa and gym with sauna, Jacuzzi style hot-tubs (available for two or more), and a massage therapy room.
- An Olympic sized swimming pool. Swimsuits optional only with prior reservations.
- A recreations room including billiards, darts, and cards.
- Tajiri's Japanese restaurant for the more cultured of our customers.
-
Rico's Boutique - Offering Software
For Adults, a full line of HHoH sportswear, and consultations
on interior design and tips for the romantically challenged.
